Posted 2 hours ago

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay)

Posted 2 hours ago

suicunesrider:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

let me just tell you. the easter bunny is real, all right. real grumpy. real annoying. and really full of himself

don’t let the easter kangaroo see this

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Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

leoneabbacchio:

videogamedad:

flummoxecl:

videogamedad:

takingbackfundaes:

videogamedad:

leoneabbacchio:

skeletons are shitty fucking idiots

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how is it a skeleton but has fleshy hands

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where the fuck do you even find these pictures

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STOP IT

Posted 2 hours ago

misguidedivory:

gayboysgatherround:

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

Lmfao my favorite part

Posted 2 hours ago

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

Posted 2 hours ago

benepla:

benepla:

benepla:

episodes of spongebob where he does something out of the pureness of his  heart and the person he’s doing it for becomes selfish and rags spongebob into the ground about it are the saddest episodes

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I FORGOT THE WORST ONE

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Posted 2 hours ago

bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

(Source: baruchsbalthamos)

Posted 6 hours ago

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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Posted 6 hours ago
  1. Rest of the family: We'll be gone for a few hours, alright?
  2. Me: *breaks out into song*
Posted 6 hours ago

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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