Posted 14 hours ago

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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Posted 14 hours ago

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

Posted 14 hours ago

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

Posted 14 hours ago

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

Posted 14 hours ago

spooky-snowflake-hall-of-doom:

theporygontrail:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

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Posted 1 day ago

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

Posted 1 day ago

2-spook:

Just in case

(Source: jesselaceypanties)

Posted 1 day ago

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

Posted 1 day ago

rnushroom:

waiting for someone to text back like

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(Source: rnushroom)

Posted 1 day ago

radtracks:

sing // my chemical romance

you’ve got to make a choice
if the music drowns you out
and raise your voice every single time
they try and shut your mouth

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

spenceromg:

Nothing gives me more anxiety

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Posted 1 day ago

koblala:

im-in-lesbians-with-tony-perry:

soliloquyn:

therothwoman:

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

(Source: rouxx)

Posted 1 day ago

sexperated:

Now, if she touches like this

Will you touch her right back?

bro remember when u listened to this song in the commons area of your middle school and you had a purple and black zebra case on your ipod and your background was a cartoon monster or cupcake and muffin that said ‘muffins are just ugly cupcakes’and you were wearing glittery converse and you teased and straightened your hair and wore a bow in itand you told everyone u got the bow at hot topic but you really got it at claires for 6.95 and you had like a whole dance choreographed in your head to this song but you never actually did it and then you went and talked about nightmare before christmas with your friend for an hour over skype

i run to this tbh

(Source: imtomatocheeks)

Posted 1 day ago

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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